do you know how sharks mate? the male holds the female in place with his teeth and rips into her for leverage
[ He has yet to break the news to Jeff yet. He probably already knows, but they'll have to talk about it sometime. Who would have thought his wildlife training would come in handy on the man he's dating? ]
Well, now, not all assumptions are equal or true, are they. I do eat regular food. I can taste it. It doesn't do anything for me. But, I like taste. I like the finer things. I still live, Pete.
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do you care how old I think you are?
Im always impressed by how you run your business
pretty sure I still had my thumb up my ass at your age
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youve lost me son
what do you mean?
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well I believe in the good of humankind
and I believe in the worst of it
I believe in mermen
thats a rather new revelation
is this what you meant by believe?
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I'm older than you.
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the male holds the female in place with his teeth and rips into her for leverage
[ He has yet to break the news to Jeff yet. He probably already knows, but they'll have to talk about it sometime. Who would have thought his wildlife training would come in handy on the man he's dating? ]
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so whats that make you then?
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what
a zombie?
a ghost?
please dont say vampire
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so you are a vampire
how old are you then?
wait jeff knows this?
[ What he wanted to say was "believe", but that's rude. ]
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Jeff knows this.
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I figured youd go for something more dramatic
like 500 or something
should I have realized that you werent human?
is it obvious to everyone but me?
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It's only obvious to people I've told or bitten.
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but I have questions
like why did we first meet in daylight then
also you eat regular food
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I do eat regular food. I can taste it. It doesn't do anything for me. But, I like taste. I like the finer things. I still live, Pete.