[ The royal "us" is totally what he meant because it’s not like they are attached to the hip or anything. It’s not like he would want Jeff to be a permanent fixture in his life or anything... ]
wow I thought all cats were ornery and never did as their owner said maybe its a dog in disguise
[ Peter frowns at the response and scrolls back up through their conversation. having us as owners. Yeah, he sure did say it first. Jeff didn't seem to mind, so he won't bring it up again. They will just let it be. ]
nah I'm in the down right now and I REALLY don't trust this place to be safe for a cat about town... so for now he's stuck inside with me He doesn't seem to mind though
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wow I thought all cats were ornery and never did as their owner said
maybe its a dog in disguise
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...right... ]
see there's your first mistake
you can't OWN a cat, man! they're more like roommates. or respectable colleagues!
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dont get the domesticated ones
so is ur roommate potty trained yet?
and r we seriously calling this poor creature coal mcsoots
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well he hasn't pissed on my clothes yet so...
[ SOMEBODY USES THE BOX. ]
it's either coal mcsoots or some totally regular name
like ted
or theodore
or logan
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i just subconsciously tried to name our cat after keanu reeves
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Now you can't weasel out of litter box duty
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damn
cant it just use your backyard beach sand?
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nah I'm in the down right now and I REALLY don't trust this place to be safe for a cat about town...
so for now he's stuck inside with me
He doesn't seem to mind though